IAG token utility β€” live on Robinhood Chain

Hold IAG. Rob the rich. Airdrop the poor.

IAG is a holder-reward memecoin on Robinhood Chain β€” the L2 where stocks became tokens and nothing has been the same since. Every trade pays a 5% Merry Men tax, the Loot Wallet airdrops holders every 6 hours, and volume lights the burn bonfire. It's not a money glitch. It's an assets glitch. There's a difference (there isn't).

Live token snapshot (source: the forest)
Market Cap
$0
24h Volume
$0
Merry Wallets
0
Supply
0
Merry Men tax
5%
Loot cycle
Every 6h
Burn trigger
Volume bonfire
Total yoinked from the rich
$4.2M+
Infinite Asset Generator

Infinite assets. Actual glitches.

Every click mints a fresh cursed artifact straight out of the Sherwood mempool: pixel hoods, laser eyes, candles that only go up, and enough chromatic aberration to concern your optometrist. Infinite supply. Zero utility. Maximum vibes. No two assets are alike (unless you reuse the seed, nerd).

assets minted: 0 / ∞
current seed: β€”
rarity: β€”
chain: robinhood chain (an L2, allegedly)
The Loot System

Three loops. One robbery.

Tax collection, scheduled heists, and deflationary bonfire pressure β€” working together so you don't have to.

Loop 01

Loot Engine

5% tax on every buy and sell goes straight into the Loot Wallet. The rich provide. It's the law β€” of the forest.

Loop 02

6-Hour Heist

Every 6 hours the Merry Men wallet airdrops rewards to qualified holders (minimum 50,000 IAG and a crumb of gas). Sleep through it. Get paid anyway.

Loop 03

Hold to Loot

No staking. No lockups. No sheriff. Keep IAG in your wallet and collect your cut of the robbery, forever.

STEP 1

Bridge & Buy

Get onto Robinhood Chain, swap for IAG, put on the hood. Congratulations β€” you're a Merry Man now.

STEP 2

Hold Through Candles

Every trade feeds the Loot Wallet. Diamond-hand through the 6-hour cycles. The forest rewards patience.

STEP 3

Track the Heists

Watch airdrops land and supply burn from the dashboard. Screenshot gains. Never screenshot losses.

Loot Calculator

How much are we stealing for you?

Enter your IAG bag and expected 24h volume. Rewards use the 5% tax split: 50% Merry Men (holders) Β· 40% Quiver (infra) Β· 10% Bonfire (burn).

Eligibility: hold at least 50,000 IAG and a crumb of gas in the same wallet. Supply basis: 621,360,000 IAG (live-ish snapshot).

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Your loot (24h EST)
$0.00
Your loot (1 month EST)
$0.00
Your loot (1 year EST)
$0.00
5% tax collected
$0.00
Merry Men pool (50%)
$0.00
Quiver wallet (40%)
$0.00
IAG Bonfire (10%)
$0.00
HOOD proxy price (USD)
$104.20
auto-refreshes every 60s (it makes it up)
Utility comparison

$IAG vs Sheriff Coin

An unbiased, extremely scientific comparison conducted by people holding $IAG.

Category$IAGSheriff Coin (any other token)
Loot engineβœ“Automated airdrops to holders every 6 hoursβœ•The sheriff keeps the treasury
Buy buttonβœ“Permanently enabled. On-chain. We checked.βœ•Mysteriously grey exactly when it matters
Burn designβœ“Volume-linked bonfire reduces supplyβœ•"Team tokens" (they dump)
Meme powerβœ“Hoods, arrows, confetti, infinite glitch assetsβœ•A dog picture from 2021
Transparencyβœ“Every heist logged on-chainβœ•Trust me bro
Merry Men stats

The forest is crowded.

Audience reach and live loot activity in one snapshot.

Telegram Merry Men
8k+
X followers
1.8k+
Holders
42.1K
24h Volume
$69,420
Burned at the stake
18.51M IAG πŸ”₯
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